With the big game fast approaching, I thought I'd share a little inside information on one of the NFL's most famous players. You see, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning is famous for calling audibles, where he changes the play by yelling out code words to his teammates. But the truth is, it's all bullshit.
In hopes of confusing the opposing team, Peyton will yell just about anything. Case in point, in the picture above, he's not altering his strategy based on the defense's alignment, he's simply telling his teammates he'd like to grab some delicious panini sandwiches after the game.
Click below for more of Peyton's famous secret signals…
"I'm telling you, shine a flashlight on this and it's a flamingo!"
"So just to be clear, we want to go that way?"
"Guess how many commercials I made today…"
"Am I crazy, or should there be more guys out here? I wanna say at least four."
"Let me just snap a quick mental picture of your perfectly sculpted backsides, aaaand… HIKE!"
"Throw a flag, ref! This guy's dropping hot air biscuits!"
"You shut up, Belichick! Ya' poop-face!"
"There's 30 seconds left on the play clock, I'm gonna squeeze in a quick nap!"
"I know, but rock SHOULD beat paper! Is this not insane to anyone else?!"