This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.
Obama said he wouldn't take away our guns. But he didn't say ANYTHING about taking away our arms.
[via King Ruiner]
They Don't See Me Rollin'
Subway Alarm Clock Is A Son Of A B*tch
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