If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
It's always embarrassing when you return from the bathroom and you have a 21-year old guy still hanging out of your pants.
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