Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This guy is a Photoshop master. He and Rihanna look so happy together.
- Twerking in the wrong places is GIF gold. But are there wrong places to twerk?
- There's a Google Glass porn app now. Talk about POV's.
- Eddie Murphy's Boogie In Your Butt, because I can't think of a reason not to include it.
- Phones Replaced With Sandwiches. Honestly I'd rather drop my phone than a sandwich.
- Sexy girls in tight dresses! We all like to be slutty sometimes.
- A guinea pig watching the rain in a cowboy hat. Jesus Christ this is deep.
- Nathan's Prank Texts really pissed some people off.
- Teeny tiny foods! I'll have 100 orders of pancakes, please.
- Samuel L. Jackson is holding a monologue contest. Get out your quill and ink.
- Talking Bellies temporary tattoos. My dad's spits out lint all day.
- And a great dane meeting a baby goose, so you have something to e-mail your mom.
[photo via Izismile]