This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…
"Try all you want, Ma. This cruise sucks and I'll probably never smile again."
And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!
He's Single, Ladies
Keep Those Paws At 10 And 2 O'Clock, Mister
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