If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…
"Try all you want, Ma. This cruise sucks and I'll probably never smile again."
And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!
He's Single, Ladies
Keep Those Paws At 10 And 2 O'Clock, Mister
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