When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
"If Rachel was really my best friend, she'd sleep in my puke. That's all I'm saying."
[via The Chive]
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