Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
I agree, doorknobs are SO much work.
[via Acid Cow]
Go Ahead, Use The ATM. I'll Find Somewhere Else To Swipe My Debit Card.
Well She Can't Push A Cart AND A Wheelchair
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