NEW EPISODES RETURN SEPTEMBER 27
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
"You can't control me. This is the land of the free, home of the brave!!!"
And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!
[via College Humor]
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