If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
"He'll show up. Just watch."
"…This isn't picking up where Rango left off."
"Don't worry about it."
"When's Rango coming in? This isn't even animated."
[via It Makes No Sense]
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Nobody In Front Of You, At Least
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