Yes, it totally sucks that Mrs. Claus left you for Hanukkah Harry. But he's circumcised! What'd you expect?
[via Sketchy Santas]
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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.