This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.
Yes, it totally sucks that Mrs. Claus left you for Hanukkah Harry. But he's circumcised! What'd you expect?
[via Sketchy Santas]
Did You Study At Juilliard?
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