Yes, it totally sucks that Mrs. Claus left you for Hanukkah Harry. But he's circumcised! What'd you expect?
[via Sketchy Santas]
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So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.