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An AWESOME God

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2012 at 10:00AM

On the first day, God ninja kicked a lamp and there was light.

On the second and third day, He parted the waters and made dry land like WHOOSH! and POW!

On the sixth day, He made women with huge tits in skin tight leotards.

..And there was no seventh day, because nobody sleeps in comic books.

[via Izismile]

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