I was finding it hard to put into words why I'm voting for Obama, until I realized it was Michelle's fat ass.
Also, we use the same hair clippers.
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.