You know when you get a flat tire on your bike and you're like wait, how else can I slowly get from one place to another because I don't own a car and neither do any of my friends?? And you've never heard of walking?
Well, boy do I have the Russian invention for you.
It's Vodka! Just drink that and you'll forget you were trying to go anywhere.
Fuck this tiny bike. This thing will give you knee problems.
[via The DW]