There's no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you have a Taco Bell tattoo on your ass or shoulder and the employees feel bad enough for you to throw an 89 cent soft taco your way for free.
Want to see more pictures of people who thought outside the bun long enough to make horrible, permanent decisions? Of course you do! Click below.
And there's also this guy who, like a good father, loves all his children equally.
Now who's hungry?