If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
On the bright side, you can't have sex with a kid on your face, so you won't be having any more obnoxious fucking kids.
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