This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
On the bright side, you can't have sex with a kid on your face, so you won't be having any more obnoxious fucking kids.
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