If you've just deplaned in the town where you grew up and are wondering how you'll ever get through a week in a place where Applebee's is considered a nice dinner then you should try "Callin' Oates". Dial 719-26-OATES and Daryl and John will cheer you right up!
The Emergency Hall and Oates Hotline options are as follows:
Press 1 to hear One on One
Press 2 to hear Rich Girl
Press 3 to hear Maneater
Press 4 to hear Private Eyes
Let's not pretend like you're not going to spend the whole trip on your phone anyway.