If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Hey, you guys. There's a new episode of Shit Girls Say. Do you want to watch it? I'll watch whatever you want to watch. I got to pick last time.
I'm up for whatever. Just don't put the popcorn near me.
[previously, via The DW]
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