Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.
At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.
Whoever gave the old lady with the walker and oxygen tank's heart away a day after receiving it last Christmas was a very horrible person.
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