This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
That much? Or are you too distracted by Al to even care?
The inconvenient truth is that running shorts are very thin.
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