"It's just a perm. Your hair will grow again. It's not like you're really black." -Supportive Mother/Horrible Human
Also, being black is the same as having the chicken pox.
Also also, what the fuck?!?
Watch your favorite clips and leave suggestions for next week's pick.
Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
Make sure to eat a banana so you don't cramp up.