"It's just a perm. Your hair will grow again. It's not like you're really black." -Supportive Mother/Horrible Human
Also, being black is the same as having the chicken pox.
Also also, what the fuck?!?
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.