If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
"It's just a perm. Your hair will grow again. It's not like you're really black." -Supportive Mother/Horrible Human
Also, being black is the same as having the chicken pox.
Also also, what the fuck?!?
Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Biker Gang
Happy Hot Dog Man
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