I watched The Voice on Tuesday expecting to hate it. I didn't. It's kind of entertaining. But that's not what this post is about. This post is about the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands.
Have you seen those things? They are so tiny!! And he is constantly using them when he talks.
I didn't hear a thing Cee-Lo said on the show because I was so focused on his miniature extremities.
After the jump, we'll take an in-depth look at just how small Cee-Lo Green's hands are.
Who, me? Small hands? Yes, you.
I guarantee you that is a child-sized microphone.
So cute when he twirls them around.
Not even his Al Roker disguise can hide the size of Cee-Lo's hands.
I know, I know, fuck me.