If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Idiot! I said it would be nice if you wore a "tie" to the event, not a "TIE Fighter!"
…or write your own joke. One quip is not nearly enough for this guy.
[via The High Definite]
Ludacris Is Watching You Shop
Sweet Senior Picture, Megan
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