This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
Girls' schools? What is this? The 1920s?
Oh, wait. I didn't see the headline.
Yes, girls' schools. GREAT IDEA.
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