Why start a themed Tumblr site? At best, you might get a book deal. And when's the last time you read a book? Never.
So here's the latest: Tom Hanks is a Lot of Animals.
Yes, it's Tom Hanks' face on a bunch of animal bodies.
Here's an interesting development though: Mr. Hanks actually tweeted about the site on his official Twitter…
Alright, dude. You got his attention. Now ask him out!
As for me, I have to go put Justin Bieber's face on a bunch of animals. Tweet me, Bieb!