This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
No faster way to ruin a model's career than with a horseshoe to the face.
Always try your hardest, even if it probably won't matter.
Because that joke will never get old…
But I'm actually down with this literal tramp stamp. If you're going to turn your back into a living joke, you might as well mean for it to be a joke.
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