We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Frog and Toad books were my favorites growing up. My mom used to read them to me every night. She even did the voices!
Seeing this helps me better understand why she's now in prison.
Thank you, Internet, for simultaneously ruining and salvaging my childhood.
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