Daniel quickly spoiled the biological horror film The Human Centipede.
Want to know how long it actually took him to explain the whole film? 25 minutes.
But since we couldn't show you an entire episode devoted to The Human Centipede, we had to just post it here instead.
Grab your popcorn and click below for the full, completely unedited spoiler after the jump.
Whew. Just like going to the movies, right?