So I typically ignore all of your comments. You're all jerks. Hate-filled jerks.
But one comment really got to me. It was on my post "What's So Great About a Beer Delivery Turtle?" On that post, Noah commented, "Just admit it mike, you have some sort of fetish for turtles carrying stuff/being carried, right? If not, why the fuck are you waisting precious blog space with all these fucking turtles? C'mon, you can do better than that!"
I do not have a turtle fetish!
That said, turtles are never a waste of space. And to prove it, here are three minutes of some moron trying to actually race a "tortoise" (aka, it's actually a turtle, genius) and a hare (aka, just call it a rabbit).
Is three minutes of the most boring video in the crappiest apartment with the most stained carpet a waste of space? I think not. Waste of space my ass!