Man, this bacon flavored syrup sounds good? I want to put it in my coffee and my mixed drinks and my milkshakes?
I want to cook my bacon in it?
I don't know. I'm trying to get in your head and say what you're thinking. But I'm too grossed out to really commit.
When Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops came to my attention I was willing to play along.
But bacon flavored coffee syrup? There's a line. And as soon as you start squirting liquid pork, that line has been crossed.