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A Video Guide to Successful Seduction

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 12, 2010 at 5:00PM

Just in time for Valentine's Day, The Found Footage Festival provides you with The Video Guide to Successful Seduction, compliments of the 80s dating scene.

This all-in-one guide, testimonial, and reenactment will give you the kind of  experienced advice that will result in either lasting love or jail time.

I learned a lot from this video, including but not limited to:

1. The "now or never" line actually works.

2. Your parents weren't as innocent as you think.

3. People with freckles don't want to talk about it.

4. Guys from Detroit are into sadomasochism.

5. It's OK to go to 3rd base in a crowded restaurant.

6. I was conceived in a jacuzzi. Or the woods.

[via Mashable]

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