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I'll Take Him Extra Crispy

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

His doctors are worried that for a man his age, his diet is way too high in sexy.

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bacon

breakfast

diet

model

naughty

photoshoot

pose

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Amazing Observation

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2014 at 2:00PM

Right?? And Dwayne totally came out of nowhere. Nobody had ever heard of him and then boom, he's a huge movie star making tens of millions of dollars a year! I wonder what he did before that?

Previously: Will Smith looks like the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2014 at 1:00PM

The devil keeps texting my ex-girlfriend pictures of my penis, too. He's seriously out of control.

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Psh, We Don't Need Girls

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2014 at 12:00PM

Does YOUR 2-bedroom/2-bath have an indoor pool? Didn't think so.

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beer

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drinking

drunk

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kids

party

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pool

Tour De Moose Knuckle

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2014 at 11:00AM

Considering he rode a bike nearly 2,000 miles, his balls don't look half bad.

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