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Morning Wood

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 26, 2015 at 12:00PM

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If it doesn’t start deflating within the next four hours, she should seek medical attention.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

Caught Up In A Drive-By

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 6:00PM

“Make a wish, bitch.” – Grandma

[via Rad Ass]

That’s Not How It Works

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

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When you don’t wash your spandex tights for weeks, bikes WILL revolt.

[via Break]

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Dildo KO

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 2:00PM

Guess he’s never heard the expression, “Don’t bring a whip to a dildo fight.”

[via Giphy]

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A Nice Relaxing Read

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 25, 2015 at 12:00PM

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She better read it all in one setting because once she puts it down it’s lost forever.

[via Reddit]

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