I hope the toppings bar has nuts and corn.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Her first words were, "I'm sorry, do I look like a fucking idiot to you?"
At least it was just the one, my slutty grandma always had a few dicks on her mind.
We'll be back to our regularly scheduled posts tomorrow. In the mean time, do your country proud!