Nah, it's ok. Your life is too sad to give you a ticket.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
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So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
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The pepperoni wheel now comes standard in all 2016 Fiat models.
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When she goes for a walk all the boys' red rockets come out.