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Who Wants A Pumpkin Ride?

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 1:00PM

Probably should have sanded the stem down first.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Sexy Costume

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2014 at 12:00PM

Sexy Costume

Leave Renee Zellweger alone.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Chase Robert.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Anadolu Agency/Contributor/Getty Images]

This Is Definitely In Your Bed

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 11:00AM

The babies on its back are hard proof that there is no God.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NERDS!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2014 at 10:00AM

Turns out I really dropped the fucking ball last year.* We posted the above video FOUR years in a row and my dumb ass forgot to put it up last year. Although I did give you this, so give me a little credit.

Anyway MY BAD, Y'ALL. Here it is again. Enjoy it. Love it. Embrace it.

*the ball is a pumpkin.

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That’s Easy To Remember

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 30, 2014 at 10:00PM

Wow! I can’t believe my license plate number and AA record locator are the same. What are the odds?

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