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Excuse Me, Pardon Me

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

A beautiful homage to the Dallas Cowboy’s defense last season.

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Bus Stop Attractions

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2014 at 8:00PM

Looks like someone … cracked the glass. <Puts on sunglasses>

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Nubs Out Of Nowhere

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2014 at 6:00PM

Trying to think of a more humbling experience than getting punched out by a nub.

I got nothing.

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Does The Wallet Match The Purse?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

“Sure honey, I’ll hold your purse.”

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Lap Dances Are Expensive

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 27, 2014 at 12:00PM

$40 for one song. Your everlasting soul for two songs.

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