• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Germ Paper

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2016 at 12:00PM

snottest

All my test papers look like that but it was tears instead of snot.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Make Yourself At Home

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2016 at 10:00AM

costcolivingroom

The only true way to test a new living room set is to grab a plate full of Costco food samples and watch eight hours of Netflix.

[via The Chive]

The Road Less Traveled

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 30, 2016 at 10:00PM

nofear

That goat’s GPS has gotten him into some real shit this time.

[via Izismile]

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Alligator

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What A Time To Be Alive

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 30, 2016 at 9:00PM

pornfridge

There’s more than enough time to rub one out while you wait for your Hot Pockets to heat up.

[via The Chive]

Nope Nope Nope

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 30, 2016 at 8:00PM

Just add clown makeup and you have the scariest human on the planet.

[via Gfycat]

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