Mmmmm, tastes like carnies.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
I didn't see Mommy kiss Santa Claus. I did see her go to town on some Oreos.
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Tuesday, on the SEASON FINALE of Tosh.0, we take a look back on some of our finer moments, which may or may not include balls, puke, broken bones, and random stuff in people's butts. In the mean time, check out my favorite video of the year, featuring this highly motivational walking thumb, the High School Football Fan.
Tune in to Tosh Tuesday at ten!
They're white, they'll get pardoned.
We received a lot of pretty bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
But we had to pick a winner, so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Anthony G.
Don't like it? Step it up next time. See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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We hope you get to spend Thanksgiving with the computer/tablet/phone screen that you love.